Twas the night after Thanksgiving and all through the barThe patrons were drinking from near and from farThe handles were hung by the beer taps with careIn hopes that good tippers soon would be thereThe reg’lars were nestled all snug on their stoolsWhile cursing the college kids who all were such toolsI wore no kerchief but I wore a capAnd had just settled down for a beer from the tapWhen down toward the taps there arose such a clatterI asked the barback to see what was the matterA draft had just kicked and he ran in a dashTo change out a keg, which he did in a flashThe dim light shone barely but I saw from the glowThat the barback emerged with a tap from belowWhen, what to my wondering eyes should appearBut Anchor Christmas ‘09 - their seasonal beer! With barely a pause, I ordered so quickA pint of that bad boy - my annual pickI took my first whiff and a sip without shameAnd from those impressions my beer review came:On raisins! On dark malts! On chocolate on the nose!On deep tones of licorice on the tongue as it flows!This top-notch ale gave my senses a ball!Now drink away, drink away, drink away all!
Grade: A-

Twas the night after Thanksgiving and all through the bar
The patrons were drinking from near and from far
The handles were hung by the beer taps with care
In hopes that good tippers soon would be there
The reg’lars were nestled all snug on their stools
While cursing the college kids who all were such tools
I wore no kerchief but I wore a cap
And had just settled down for a beer from the tap
When down toward the taps there arose such a clatter
I asked the barback to see what was the matter
A draft had just kicked and he ran in a dash
To change out a keg, which he did in a flash
The dim light shone barely but I saw from the glow
That the barback emerged with a tap from below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Anchor Christmas ‘09 - their seasonal beer! 
With barely a pause, I ordered so quick
A pint of that bad boy - my annual pick
I took my first whiff and a sip without shame
And from those impressions my beer review came:
On raisins! On dark malts! On chocolate on the nose!
On deep tones of licorice on the tongue as it flows!
This top-notch ale gave my senses a ball!
Now drink away, drink away, drink away all!

Grade: A-

If you drink Bud Light, you're obviously looking to get drunk on bad beer with no regard for quality, so why choose a 12 oz. bottle over a 16 oz. draft when they're the same price?

A statement that is true of many beers - if you’ve consumed enough of it.

A statement that is true of many beers - if you’ve consumed enough of it.

Originally Posted By muppetpants

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Originally Posted By fatmanatee

fatmanatee:

I didn’t forget about the third beer I got.  I ended up falling asleep and forgetting to post it.  Woof.

That can happen after drinking an imperial stout.

fatmanatee:

I didn’t forget about the third beer I got.  I ended up falling asleep and forgetting to post it.  Woof.

That can happen after drinking an imperial stout.

The Habitat in Brooklyn, NY has a solid beer selection and a great atmosphere.

The Habitat in Brooklyn, NY has a solid beer selection and a great atmosphere.

Originally Posted By thisiswhyyourefat

thisiswhyyourefat:


Butterbeer
Ale boiled with butter, sugar, an egg yolk and topped with a whipped cream and nutmeg.


Blasphemy. But bravo to TIWYF’s first-ever beer post!

thisiswhyyourefat:

Butterbeer

Ale boiled with butter, sugar, an egg yolk and topped with a whipped cream and nutmeg.

Blasphemy. But bravo to TIWYF’s first-ever beer post!

Things that seem unnecessary: ads on pint glasses. But hey, if it keeps more great bars open, I’m all for it.

Things that seem unnecessary: ads on pint glasses. But hey, if it keeps more great bars open, I’m all for it.

Haven’t had this brew from Riverhorse in Jersey, but the packaging is intriguing.

Haven’t had this brew from Riverhorse in Jersey, but the packaging is intriguing.

Sitting outside at Manayunk Brewery. The beer’s not fantastic, but the view is lovely.

Sitting outside at Manayunk Brewery. The beer’s not fantastic, but the view is lovely.

Stop #2 on the Philly trip is Nodding Head Brewery, where I’m taking their IPA, the Bill Payer Ale for a spin. A pleasantly floral, sweet aroma, and an equally pleasant hoppy taste with citrus notes and a clean but slightly watery finish. Nothing offensive in this simple, but very well done beer from this quirky joint in Center City Philadelphia that’s chock full of bobblehead dolls.

Grade: A-

Stop #2 on the Philly trip is Nodding Head Brewery, where I’m taking their IPA, the Bill Payer Ale for a spin. A pleasantly floral, sweet aroma, and an equally pleasant hoppy taste with citrus notes and a clean but slightly watery finish. Nothing offensive in this simple, but very well done beer from this quirky joint in Center City Philadelphia that’s chock full of bobblehead dolls.

Grade: A-

Sure, I’ll have a couple samples of your beer, Triumph Brewing Company. Or, uh, eight.

Sure, I’ll have a couple samples of your beer, Triumph Brewing Company. Or, uh, eight.

Nothing like a big beer like Smuttynose’s Big “A” IPA to get the weekend started. Light golden pour, pale head with heavy lacing. Sweet, citrusy but not overpoweringly hoppy aroma. Crisp at first, but then buttery with a big hop finish. I would almost call this beer “tangy.” 

Grade: B+

Nothing like a big beer like Smuttynose’s Big “A” IPA to get the weekend started. Light golden pour, pale head with heavy lacing. Sweet, citrusy but not overpoweringly hoppy aroma. Crisp at first, but then buttery with a big hop finish. I would almost call this beer “tangy.”

Grade: B+

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